Ok, let’s meet Neil Jorgensen, a man who can’t seem to stop contradicting himself, and providing material for the What the Fuck Department.
After a year’s worth of good work at a casino near Iowa City, he got a gift certificate to stay there. So he did, and tried to get a hooker because, um, he thought he was in Las Vegas, so he could get one. He caused so much trouble that he was fired from his job, and he thinks that’s unfair.
Is it normal for people in Las Vegas to answer their doors in the nude? He never clarifies that. He only says the attempt to get a prostitute was actually some kind of off the wall surveillance project. But it’s the restaurant’s fault he did this because they gave him too much booze. No, it was surveillance! But here’s the weirdest statement in the whole article. Jorgensen says he “was absolutely plowed.” Um, what does that even mean?
Needless to say, he didn’t convince anyone that he should get unemployment benefits.