Mark R. Hotuyec was arrested last week after being caught naked and masturbating while driving his van beside a school bus full of children from wait for it…wait for it…Wood View Elementary School. Well, they certainly got a pretty good one that day.
Monthly Archives: February 2008
>I Wonder If They Conducted A Sting Operation
>Angela Nellany recently pled no contest to charges that she attempted to kill her husband Paul with a can full of wasps. Where did this story appear? That would beThe Modesto Bee,of course.
I Live In A Bubble
My name is Steve, and I’m a wrestleholic. NO really, it’s true. I watch waaaaay waaaay too much of the stuff. I suppose that deep down I’ve always known it, but today I feel I finally have to face it once and for all. This morning I woke up to the news thatMats Sundin has …
Why Not Just Pull The Bell?
Someone asked a good question on my cellphone-using bus driver post that I thought needed to be answered up here. They wondered why I didn’t pull the bell myself. This is because when you’re blind, sometimes it’s hard to judge the distance and time and know if you’re really at the bus stop you think …
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Remember back when I mentioned a virtual haircut? Well, that particular barber has moved along, but you can find him here, along with some other oddities. What phantom words do you hear? Which phoneme is cut out by the cough? How do the scales play in your head? And what do you think of that …
Strokin’
Barbtagged me withthe same wacky survey quiz thingie that Carin just did,so here goes. 1. Put your iTunes, Winamp, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds. 1. IF SOMEONE SAYS “YOU’RE HOT” …
My Doorbell
Barb M wants me to do this, so off I go. I expect this will heartily suck, but who knows? Maybe it will be hillarious. 1. Put your iTunes, Winamp, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. You must write that song name down no …
Worst Name Ever?
Now boys and girls, I want you to say hello to your new classmate Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. You can call him /ˈalˌbin/ if you must.
Bridge To Nowhere
I’m endlessly fascinated when odd things that you’d think would be impossible to steal get stolen. Things like rollercoasters, beaches or in the most recent case a 4 tonne railway bridge. The article is hilarious too, written pretty much exactly how I would have written it. The company which was responsible for looking after the …
Playing With Your Head
I never noticed them saying in this article that along with the brain-reading headset, there is a backup controler that uses the old-fashioned hands, because I think you’d need it. There is no way some game developer has managed to master the reading of thoughts when we can’t seem to create devices to do this …
