I know talking dolls have gone awry before, but when they say your kid’s name while doing it, that raises the creepy level just a touch, don’t ya think? Please, please, watch the video! You actually get to hear it saying “Kill? James?” Something tells me this kid won’t be so obsessed with Elmo anymore. …
Monthly Archives: February 2008
Define Anyone, Please
I saw a story all about this woman who keeps getting declared dead by government computers when she’s not, and a statement jumped out at me. after someone dies, Social Security releases that person’s personal information on computer discs. He said the information is sold to anyone who wants it, like the Web site Ancestry.com. …
The Drivers On The Bus Go Bla Bla Bla
Yesterday, I saw something freaky. I saw a bus driver who was so into his cellphone conversation that he didn’t notice people calling out for him to stop the bus at a given place. He was so oblivious that when that person calling out for him to stop did manage to get other people to …
Birthday Or Death Day?
Damn! That’s pretty cool. On the same page that Steve linked to when he found out how likely he was to bite into some friendly flesh, I saw a link where you can find out who died the day you were born. For me,the only person of note who bit the big one that day …
Tax Dollars Well Spent
Federal minister apologizes for joke he’s not sure he told Federal Fisheries Minister Loyola Hearn has apologized for a joke he’s not sure he made, responding to a complaint from a politician who didn’t hear it. Joan Burke, Newfoundland and Labrador’s education minister, demanded Hearn apologize Wednesday for telling what she called a sexist joke …
Would You Eat Your Buddies In A Blizzard?
There’s a 35% chance that I would,which I’m sure by internet logic makes me some sort of fag. But to be fair, it’s kind of hard to answer honestly when you’re sitting in the comfort of your own home with a fridge full of food a short distance away. My humanity loving, vagina sporting self …
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I’m Drunk?
Here’s another episode of “look at how Carin and Steve spend their free time.” For some odd reason we couldn’t sleep, so we found an old rerun of Cops. Ooo! More crackheads getting halled off to jail! Fun! But in this case, they caught someone who was driving drunk. They started to do the field …
Powerthirst!
This starts off like nothing special, but by the end I couldn’t help laughing at it. Warning: Really loud sound.
Trixie’s Letter To Teddy
Dear Teddy, the dog who stays outside a lot near the place where I do my business: I know you haven’t been here as long as I have, but you’ve been here a long time. I remember when you were just a wee puppy and liked to jump at me when I was out on …
He Didn’t Know His Defense Was Dead Until The Trial Was Concluded
So, we’re expected to believe that Mark Dixie happened upon a woman lying in a pool of blood and covered in stab wounds in a driveway, decided that this was one hot babe, screwed her and didn’t realize she was dead until he was done, and his DNA was found in another woman who was …
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