Did any of you watch Wrestlemania last night? If so, what did you think? Me, I thought the show was great for the most part, and surprisingly worth the money. I didn’t do worth a shit on the predictions that I was far too lazy to write up and post yesterday, only managing to go …
Monthly Archives: March 2008
The Babs Journal: Day 16 (May 24, 2005)
Long day, am tired and low and lacking in confidence. Went out in the morning with her, exhausted, stayed up too late. missed her peeing. Went out again, caught some of her poop but not all of it. Didn’t even feel her back do that thing. How am I going to get this right by …
The Babs Journal: Day 15 (May 23, 2005)
Today was interesting so far. Went out on individual walks. Sorta felt more comfortable. I always feel a wee bit nervous when I start off, but we seem to fall into place. Or so you led yourself to believe. Had one crossing where she danced so we were facing into the middle of the intersection, …
Today’s The Day The Teddy Bears Hump Their Picnic
Ever sincethat poor bastard in the UK found himself on the sex offender registry for having relations with a bike,Carin and I have had this odd fascination with stories about people humping stuff. It’s not that we’re looking for pointers or anything, it’s more about what will and won’t get you labeled a pervert in …
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The Babs Journal: Day 14 (May 22, 2005)
Well not much else happened yesterday except I found another lump on her other side. I’m wondering if she’s biting herself. She licks a lot…who knows? Upon reading that, I don’t know what ever happened to that second lump. I don’t remember her having lumps, plural, until after the first lump exploded when it was …
Help GDB Get A New Puppy Truck
I just thought I’d throw this out there because maybe it would help. Long story time. At intervals that I don’t really know or understand, GDB’s puppy truck goes from town to town, giving new little poop-making furry bundles of joy and house-destroying potential to puppy raisers so they can spend the next 14-16 months …
The 30 Dumbest Videogame Titles Ever
I don’t play a lot of videogames, but I do know funny when I see it, and this is pretty funny. Spanky’s QuestSuper Nintendo – 1991 Premise: Spanky is a monkey with balls. Throwing these balls is his way of attacking enemies, and at the end of each level there’s a boss. All very traditional, …
Stripped Of All Words
Allow me to catch my breath again. So, if a 12-year-old is found dancing nude in a strip bar, that is *not* immediate grounds for license suspension? Why the hell not? As an extra bonus, I think it’s fitting that one of the people charged in connection with making her dance is named Demonica, and …
Smile For The Camera And Say "Stupid!"
You know, if you’ve just had your portrait done, you should pay the bill, because chances are you’d be pretty easy to identify, since the people you stiffed still have your portrait. I love the term photo fools.
My God, He Was Serious!
Ok, the first weird thing about this story is the story itself. You know your principal has flipped his lid when he calls a meeting of science teachers and says “get those standardized test scores up or I will kill you all and then myself. You don’t know how ruthless I can be.” What’s double …
