>Wow. Just imagine what would happen if we took everything a teacher said completely literally. “Put your nose in the corner.” “Eat the microphone.” “Hold it or pee in my lunchbox!” That’s exactly what the student did. He took her lunchbox behind a book-case, drained his lizard, and gave it back to the teacher. Just imagine her mortified face when he handed it back! That would have been priceless.
There’s another story where parents are all up in arms about it. I mean, I wasn’t there to see how the whole thing played out, but unless she specifically ordered him to pee in the box, how can you blame the teacher for something the kid did? He is 13 in a sixth grade class, so it seems the boy is a little slow.
I would have loved to have seen that classroom that morning. I don’t think anything would have been normal since. I mean, he peed in her lunchbox!