I have learned several things from this article about a man trying to pay a water bill with a cheque written on toilet paper. They are:
- Don’t piss off Ron Borgna. If he doesn’t agree with you, he will fight to the end, and so he should.
- The town of Binghamton has a lot of pricks in city hall. I hear you saying, “What’s your point.” I’m getting there. Despite the fact that his water bill was four times what it usually is, and they can find no earthly reason for the increase in usage, they’ll make him pay the bill.
- It is possible to write out a cheque on a t-shirt if you can show proof that you have the money in the account. What would be weird is cashing that cheque. The only apparent reason they wouldn’t take the shit ticket cheque was because toilet paper can easily be destroyed.
- The town of Binghamton is going to be spending a lot of time rolling coins if Ron Borgna has his way, i.e. paying the 2000-dollar bill in change. He has decided to pay it because if he doesn’t, it’s going to screw up his property taxes. To this I say, ha ha ha ha ha Binghamton. That’s what you get for being unreasonable.