Turn Me On And I’ll Suck It

We haven’t had a good guy getting busted for having sex with something story in a while, sohere’s a Polish man who was fired from a building job at a children’s hospital after he was caught humping a vacuum cleaner. Hopefully the justice system will work as it should, because if our old buddy bicycle …

If That’s Not A Security Breach, I don’t Know What Is

Wow. Gary Sinnott is a far more honest man than I. If I had a website that was similar to that of a naval base, and people were too stupid to verify where they were sending confidential emails, and the emails were getting to me, and I’d let the military know and they said “na, …

The Drinkin’ Bone’s Connected To The Namin’ Bone

This one’s a bit old, but when has that ever stopped us before? Charged with vehicular assault and obstructing a law enforcement officer after a crash last October isGlen Alan Casebeer,who went above and beyond the call of duty to ensure that his story was as funny as possible to folks like you and I …

Shockingly Stupid

Ok, who thought this idea would work? Can I zap them too? In Wales, there’s a woman who can’t stop calling 999 and uttering fake bomb threats and such. Thelma Dennis often does this when she is drinking. So, after 60 convictions, they decide to try a weird therapy on her. They tape electrodes to …

They Don’t Get Much More Naive Than That

Apparently, there’s a site where women who don’t think their boobs are big enough can go ask for donations so they can get implants. The men who give the money just want videos of the boobs in exchange. I’m not going to sit here and criticize the site, or the men who donate. If they …

The Peace Temple, Or The Piece Temple?

What is it exactly about a monk slipping under a lawnmower that was in disrepair that keeps making me laugh? Is it the fact that that monk was the one responsible for the machine’s maintenance? Did he not repair it because he thought God would protect him if he slipped under it? Is it the …