>He’s Madder Than Hell, But Him I Can’t Blame, If Treated As Poorly, I’d Feel The Same

>Here’s reason 38 gazillion 547 why The Onion is the best site on the internet…other than this one of course.

Stop Making Movies About My Books
By Dr. Seuss

Did you learn all but squat from The Cat In The Hat?
Please tell me you fired the prick who made that.
I would have stopped writing, maybe sold Goodyear tires.
If I knew one dark day I’d costar with Mike Myers.

And Oh! Oh, dear! Oh! My poor Grinch, what they’ve done!
They crammed in live-action and snuffed out all the fun!

It’s icky, it’s tacky, it’s awkward, it’s wrong.
The Whos look like ferrets, it’s an hour too long.
What a rotten idea to spend millions destroying
This masterful tale kids spent decades enjoying!

Can anybody honestly tell me that they enjoyed the new Grinch movie? I tried to give it a chance, but I thought it sucked so much that to this day I still haven’t seen the whole thing.

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