>Note to journalists everywhere: When writing a story about a guy with a long history of molesting folks on the subway, there’s got to be a better way to describe him than
“the 6-foot, 227-pound Johnson”,
even if Johnson does happen to be his name. Remember, people like me read these things, and people like me have never been the type to be above going for the easy laugh.
And hey, I
tried to warn you people years ago
about the dangers of letting those things grow too big. See what you get for not listening to me?