>This tiny news article
is great for a number of reasons.
1. There were legitimate fears that graffiti that has started appearing at a Florida school showing stick figures with giant peckers was the work of street gangs, because you know how those hoods and thugs love their penis jokes.
2. Police have been called in more than once to investigate and have determined that no, street gangs are not involved.
3. The story was reported under the headline “Explicit graffiti pops up at elementary school.”
4. The school in question? That would be Longwood Elementary, of course.
Some days I’m convinced that the news is written just for me.