This tiny news article is great for a number of reasons.
- There were legitimate fears that graffiti that has started appearing at a Florida school showing stick figures with giant peckers was the work of street gangs, because you know how those hoods and thugs love their penis jokes.
- Police have been called in more than once to investigate and have determined that no, street gangs are not involved.
- The story was reported under the headline “Explicit graffiti pops up at elementary school.”
- The school in question? That would be Longwood Elementary, of course.
Some days I’m convinced that the news is written just for me.