Hmmm. You would think it would take less than an hour and a half for the guy breaking into the house of a 95-year-old woman who was confined to a wheelchairto realize that she could reach out and stab him through that window, so maybe he should choose another way in. But he didn’t, and after receiving several jabs with a screwdriver, he passed out, and she called 911. She did a pretty good job on him, one of his knuckles is almost gone! He’s not going to want to accurately describe how he got his wounds to anyone. And her family says she’s doing just fine. Perfect!