I’m sure most of you reading these words already know this, but for the benefit of everybody else, here’s a helpful tip from your friends at Vomit Comet World HQ.
If your plan is to get drunk with some friends and then take a stolen canoe out for a joyride, it’s a good idea to make sure you can swim, just in case the thing happens to
capsize before the fun is over.
It’s too late for this reminder to help young Christopher Mayo, but maybe I can save those of you who might consider copying him. Then again, if you’re at all considering that, forget everything I just said. Have fun, knock yourself out, we’ll take care of the world while you’re gone.