A dipshit German couple has had their 8-month-old baby taken into state custody and are facing possible charges of child trafficking after
listing the boy for sale on eBay
over the weekend.
According to Reuters, a number of people contacted German authorities after spotting the offer on eBay. “Baby–collection only,” the post read. “Offering my nearly new baby for sale because it cries too much. Male, 70 cm long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller.” Not that the price matters one way or the other, but the parents offered to sell the child for one euro ($1.57).
The unidentified parents are naturally claiming that the post was a joke, though who it was they were trying to amuse remains unclear. Hopefully that kind of material kills in prisons, that’s all I can say.