It’s pretty frightening that anybody would trust a group like the American Family Association to deliver the daily news to begin with, and it gets even worse when you find out that they’ve gone so nuts as to startchanging any and all references to the word gay to homosexual.Yes, that does indeed include proper names. …
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Top 10 Strangest Anti-terrorism Patents
It’s been said that nothing is accomplished without a little bit of trial and error, and boy have I got some error for you people! This is a rundown of some of the stupidest anti-terrorism inventions to ever receive patents. There are some real gems in here, including… Passenger Control System During Flight U.S. Patent …
How Thoughtful!
I’m not sure why exactly this amuses me so, but it does. Police have recaptured a jail escapee who, in an apparent attempt to say sorry for slipping away on ya like that fellas,left a rose made out of toilet paper for one of the prison’s administrators. When Camacho-Mendoza escaped, he left behind a rose …
>Sparky, It’s For You
>Uh, in what world are ringtones that only dogs can hear something we would want? You’d miss your cellphone ringing, but your dog would go bananas. Yeah, sounds good. Or, maybe it’s a big fat scam. but I guess it can’t really be a scam, since they’re giving them away for free. I hope they …
First The Top 40, Then The World!
Come here kids, we need to have a little chat. Yes, please sit down. I know a lot of you love your music. I’m completely down with that, because I do too. But if any of you little hooligans thinks for one second that the world is going to sit idly bye while you use …
Captcha Study
Woe! Somebody at the University of Washington’s computer science and engineering department is doing a way cool study that anyone who has a hate on for any form of captcha should participate in. Captchas are those…what did I call them? fucking blasted son of a bitch goddamn piece of shit graphical word verification thingies? Yeah, …
Can You Spell Business Without Bus?
Here I go, ranting again, although I’m not nearly as mad about this as my other posts of today. There’s something that drives me nuts. It’s the answer I get when I ask a business what bus route it’s on, or where the nearest stop is. Nine times out of ten, the answer is simply …
From Idiots To Idiotic Services
Raaaar! This idiot saga will never end. Remember how I said I cut my toe on that glass? Well, even after I cleaned and bandaged it, I feel odd pain in it. It feels like the pain has moved. So, I’m starting to think I got glass *in* my toe. Since I’ve been prone to …
Idiots! Update
Well, here’s the update to the glass-throwing hooligans story. This morning, bright and early, Steve and I headed out to the bank. We were merrily walking up the street, when ker-runch! What did I kick? What did I step in? but glass! Thankfully, it was me who hit it, and not Trixie, but I think …
Idiots!
Grrr. Even though I’m calmer now, I’m still fuming. Fume fume fuming. I took Trixie out for her final business. Just before she did it, I heard a ker smash! Some pea-brained numbnut toolchest asshole decided that it would be jolly good fun to heave a beer bottle from his balcony toward the street. Oh …