If ever there was somebody with a name perfect for getting arrested for possession of gay child porn,
is certainly that man.
The strange thing is that Dick isn’t actually his given name, but rather the one he chose to go by because for some reason Lindsey wasn’t working for him.
My question is why, if you know you’ve got these skeletons in your closet, would you not choose Bob or Lloyd or Ray or pretty much anything else? Christ, he may as well have just called himself Youngboy Manlovinson and saved everybody a whole lot of time.