It’s not even 10 in the morning and I already feel like I can relax and start feeling better about myself. Why? Because I’m not
the 21-year-old dumbass from P.E.I. who fell out of a moving vehicle because it was oh so important that the empty beer bottle made it to the road.
RCMP said the man was a passenger in a van coming home from a beach party in Chelton, between Summerside and Borden. Police said he opened the van door to throw away a beer bottle and fell onto the road.
He suffered major injuries to his feet and head and remains in hospital. RCMP said he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
Here’s hoping that his recovery time and whatever portion of his life he may spend in jail as a result of the charges he could now be facing is used learning about this new-fangled thing called a window that they’re installing in most vehicles now.
Here’s also hoping that the omission of the words police believe alcohol was a factor in the incident was simply an oversight.