I had this happen to me the other day when I took that big walk, and woohoo, didn’t meet my doom by falling down a giant hole in the street or getting creamed by a Tim Horton’s customer because I mocked God. Anyway, I got to an intersection, and for some reason, it was kinda …
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Don’t Ground Me Or I’ll Take You To Court!
Ok, since when should a 12-year-old kid take being grounded by their parents to court and win? From the way the story goes, the dad said she could go on a school trip if she was good all year. She wasn’t. Among other things, she posted pictures of herself on a dating site. So he …
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So I Guess They Didn’t Make The Sale Then?
Marcel Perot is a smooth operator. He decided to take a truck for a test drive. The salesman came with him, as he drove to the bank. He said he needed money to buy the truck. Well, I guess he did. But when he went in the bank, he decided to get his money by …
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Now His Whole Living-Room Is Cooked
Ok, this has got to go in the stupid cooking files. AT least this guy survived. Why would you keep a deep-fat fryer near your sofa? Well, Manuel Douglas now knows why this is a bad idea. I still don’t understand why police broke windows after they’d gotten him out. Maybe they thought there were …
Here We Stand
Ever since the day I walked into a record store, heardCostello Musicplaying and bought it on the spot, I’ve been telling anybody who’ll listen and a few people who won’t how goodThe Fratellisare. Well, now their second album,Here We Standhas come out, so I figured it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t tell everybody how …
In God, We Trust….Or Else
I received an email from someone I’ve talked about here in less than flattering terms. That email set off a fuse, Here’s the resulting ca boom! I know I’m bound to offend some people. Oh well. Off I go. To summarize, this email went on about the unfortunate fates of “those who mocked God.” It …
Definitely Unthinkable, Definitely Not Unsinkable
This story creates more questions than it could possibly hope to answer. Apparently, a bunch of high school grads booked a week-long vacation through a travel agent, including an event where they went snorkling from a catamaran. Everything was going great until the boat began to sink. Ok, why was the boat sinking? That was …
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How Appropriate
A guy by the name of Phillip Toledano has put together a book full of photos of and stories aboutphone sex operators. It sounds like an interesting concept, but to be honest, once I saw that this book all about people who get other people off over the telephone for a living was being published …
He Likes To What?
I had no idea that there was so much funny business happening down on Sesame Street. Ok, aside from Bert and Ernie. But everybody knows that. By the way, I can now confirm that Greg Twilly is good for exactly 2 things. This video and the $20 he’ll be giving me once the Mariners finish …
Call Me Now For A Free Children’s Aid Investigation
Ok, here goes. I gave myself some time after I read the story before I posted, in hopes that I would be able to be a little more articulate. Apparently, that’s not happening. Every time I think about this, my brain flits around and all I get are short snippets of thought. The words “What …
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