Australia’s Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was recently stopped by police for speeding. Not only was he speeding, he was also driving the old stick shift if you catch my drift. But he wasn’t just playing the pink oboe either. He was also filming himself. Filming himself in a car full of drugs and a loaded […]
Monthly Archives: July 2008
Nice Work, Boys
I have great respect for anyone who is willing to risk life and limb on a daily basis to keep law and order in the world, but man, cops can be real shitheels sometimes. For example… A MINNEAPOLIS SWAT team busts into the home of an innocent family while trying to raid a different house, […]
What The Hell Was That?
When I take a trip on a Greyhound, I usually have some kind of adventure. Either there’s a goofy driver who thinks I’m too short to ride alone, or there was that time that a woman came into the customer service office crying because her purse had been snatched and then told me *I* was […]
Sorry?
I was talking to a friend the other day, and something came up that I have to write down. She was laughing, and said that someone else had thought we were sisters. We go out together a lot, and people have thought we were sisters or mother and daughter, which really makes me laugh because […]
Beware The Lessons You’re Teaching Your Kids
I heard something last night that made me mad. Well, more sad than mad. I ran into a neighbour while she was walking her dog. We got talking about the dog, and how she likes to stand in their apartment with her nose to the doorjamb and sniff…sniff…sniff when we go by. She says her […]
That’s Just the Shitsz!
It’s gotta suck trying to get Verizon DSL, and the only reason you can’t is your last name is Libshitz. Seriously. Because the word shit was in it, they said he couldn’t have that as his email address, and even recommended misspelling his last name. Not a good move, not a good move at all.
Buy Yourself A Bike And Some Grass To Ride It In
Things just keep getting worse forgood old Igor Kenk. Now he’s not only facing the 60 charges related to the bike theft ring, but also a couple new ones based onthe 7 kilos of weed they found in 2 of his garages. And in an update on the ring itself, total haul is up to […]
Coffee Crisped
Holy crap. A robber came into a convenience store and tried to rob it, got hot coffee and cleaning solution thrown at him, and still got the money! The only one who fled was the clerk, after throwing the hot coffee at the robber. What the hell? I was hoping for a story where the […]
Goddamn Dreamons!
Damn it, the mattress demons (should I call them dreamons?) are still afoot! After Sunday’s post, that night, I had a weird dream about me and Trixie being infested with tics and I couldn’t find them and people were ripping them out of my head. Then Monday I can’t remember dreaming anything, but good god, […]
>The Countdown Is On
>Here’s some good news for a change, but I’m still gonna bitch about it. As of September 30th,Canada will officially have an active do not call list. All of the exemptions make it somewhat toothless, but it’s a decent first step. At the very least it’ll stop those pricks at Capital One from calling us […]
