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Monthly Archives: July 2008

Talk About Multitasking!

Australia’s Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was recently stopped by police for speeding. Not only was he speeding, he was also driving the old stick shift if you catch my drift. But he wasn’t just playing the pink oboe either. He was also filming himself. Filming himself in a car full of drugs and a loaded […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJuly 31, 2008March 3, 2015Posted indo it yourself, news, weirder than weirdLeave a comment on Talk About Multitasking!

Nice Work, Boys

I have great respect for anyone who is willing to risk life and limb on a daily basis to keep law and order in the world, but man, cops can be real shitheels sometimes. For example… A MINNEAPOLIS SWAT team busts into the home of an innocent family while trying to raid a different house, […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJuly 31, 2008March 5, 2014Posted innews, that was dumb, wrong houseLeave a comment on Nice Work, Boys

What The Hell Was That?

When I take a trip on a Greyhound, I usually have some kind of adventure. Either there’s a goofy driver who thinks I’m too short to ride alone, or there was that time that a woman came into the customer service office crying because her purse had been snatched and then told me *I* was […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJuly 31, 2008December 7, 2016Posted innews, weirder than weirdLeave a comment on What The Hell Was That?

Sorry?

I was talking to a friend the other day, and something came up that I have to write down. She was laughing, and said that someone else had thought we were sisters. We go out together a lot, and people have thought we were sisters or mother and daughter, which really makes me laugh because […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJuly 31, 2008October 23, 2014Posted inblind guy user's manual, guide dogs, TrixieLeave a comment on Sorry?

Beware The Lessons You’re Teaching Your Kids

I heard something last night that made me mad. Well, more sad than mad. I ran into a neighbour while she was walking her dog. We got talking about the dog, and how she likes to stand in their apartment with her nose to the doorjamb and sniff…sniff…sniff when we go by. She says her […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJuly 31, 2008December 4, 2017Posted indogs, parents of the yearLeave a comment on Beware The Lessons You’re Teaching Your Kids

That’s Just the Shitsz!

It’s gotta suck trying to get Verizon DSL, and the only reason you can’t is your last name is Libshitz. Seriously. Because the word shit was in it, they said he couldn’t have that as his email address, and even recommended misspelling his last name. Not a good move, not a good move at all.

Posted byCarin HeadrickJuly 31, 2008December 27, 2014Posted ininternet, names, newsLeave a comment on That’s Just the Shitsz!

Buy Yourself A Bike And Some Grass To Ride It In

Things just keep getting worse for good old Igor Kenk. Now he’s not only facing the 60 charges related to the bike theft ring, but also a couple new ones based on the 7 kilos of weed they found in 2 of his garages. And in an update on the ring itself, total haul is […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJuly 31, 2008March 31, 2020Posted innewsLeave a comment on Buy Yourself A Bike And Some Grass To Ride It In

Coffee Crisped

Holy crap. A robber came into a convenience store and tried to rob it, got hot coffee and cleaning solution thrown at him, and still got the money! The only one who fled was the clerk, after throwing the hot coffee at the robber. What the hell? I was hoping for a story where the […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJuly 30, 2008March 28, 2017Posted innewsLeave a comment on Coffee Crisped

Goddamn Dreamons!

Damn it, the mattress demons (should I call them dreamons?) are still afoot! After Sunday’s post, that night, I had a weird dream about me and Trixie being infested with tics and I couldn’t find them and people were ripping them out of my head. Then Monday I can’t remember dreaming anything, but good god, […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJuly 30, 2008January 8, 2014Posted indreams, TrixieLeave a comment on Goddamn Dreamons!

>The Countdown Is On

>Here’s some good news for a change, but I’m still gonna bitch about it. As of September 30th,Canada will officially have an active do not call list. All of the exemptions make it somewhat toothless, but it’s a decent first step. At the very least it’ll stop those pricks at Capital One from calling us […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJuly 30, 2008Posted innewsLeave a comment on >The Countdown Is On

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