I’m All Shook Up, Even Though It’s Mandated That I Be Less Shook Up To Prevent Illness

Last Updated on: 19th May 2020, 08:52 pm

I hate ragging on the UK so much, but when I see things like this it’s hard not to.

We can all agree that heart disease is a big problem, but be truthful, do any of you actually think that governments
spending piles of money on new salt shakers that only have 5 holes instead of 17 and giving them away free to restaurants in the hopes that it will mean people will use less salt
is going to accomplish anything other than making the country into even more of a laughingstock than it already is? If any of you honestly believe this is a good idea, good day to you, councillor.

People as a rule aren’t that bright, but we are stubborn, and if we want salt, goddammit we’re going to have salt even if it means shaking the thing for an extra 5 minutes or unscrewing the top and pouring it on…which at least one restaurant owner is already noticing.

This idea is so dumb and such a waste of time and money that even if I didn’t like salt I might start eating it just to fuck with you morons. Christ, get a clue and start fixing real issues in real ways. That’s what you’re being paid for. Think about that before you get around to tackling the pepper problem.

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