BYOGD

Here’s your free advice for the day.

If you’re planning on robbing a place or 2, it’s a good idea to bring your own getaway vehicle.

Police said, early Friday morning, John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he didn’t know. They robbed him of the money he had stolen and that’s when he called police.

While he was being questioned, Opperman-Green implicated himself in the 7-Eleven robbery and the robbery of a Mobil gas station the day before.

Christ, if you can’t trust random strangers who pick up suspicious looking hitchhikers, who can you trust anymore?

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