>Cardiac Arrested

>I’ve looked at restaurant bills and thought I’d take a heart attack, but I’ve never thought faking one to get out of paying the bill was a good idea. But apparently Robert Farnum has been known to do this several times a day. He’ll leave the house with no money on him, saying he won’t need it because he’ll just pretend to be dying and get out of paying the bill. I guess it caught up with him, as it has before, and the cops were called about his antics. What a tool. I hope the 5’10”, 269-pound man has a heart attack for real and no one believes him.

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