Smart Girl, Dumb Dude

What kind of dumbass would rape a woman and then give her his phone number? Michael K. Mahoney, that’s what kind. He’s also the kind of dumbass who would bite his mother on the breast area over baseball cards and hide behind a partition during his arraignment.

What I really want to know is what in hell could she have said to get him to hand over his phone number. “You’re really hot. In better circumstances, I’d date you,” or “Give me a call some time.” What a dumbass. But I’m glad he’s a dumbass. It makes him easier to catch.

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