From New Mexico’s
Rio Grande Sun.
1:33 p.m. — A caller said a man was asleep in a car on Bond Street, but he was stepping on the accelerator while Chihuahuas escaped from his car. Police found the intoxicated man running around Vietnam Veterans Park chasing his Chihuahuas; a sober driver picked him up.
Hopefully once he catches them he’ll
beat them with a spatula
to teach them a lesson.