I had something happen to me yesterday that proved that our blog must be getting bigger. I was googling around for something completely not related to the blog, and the blog came up in the search results! Woe, that was weird!
Monthly Archives: July 2008
Job Posting Or Scam?
I’m trying to help out a friend, so thought I’d put this up on the blog to see if I could get any results. Here’s the story. He received a job posting from an employment counselor, and sent his resume. Then he sent the email to me, to see if I was interested, I guess. …
Doggy Hodgepodge
I was going to write a heap of small posts, but I decided to smush them together into one big post. So off we go into all things doggy. There’s this goofy little kid who often sits outside on his patio/balcony/something or other near where Trix does her business who really wants to speak to …
Story Time With Steve
Police: Drunk Woman Slept In Neighbor’s Home This story isn’t particularly funny, but posting it is a good excuse to tell one of my own that’s significantly better. In fact it’s one of my favourite stories to tell, but this is going to be my first crack at writing it down so I hope I …
Crappy Guidework
Well, it looks like I have more adventures with the Trixter. I was just starting to think we were going to cruise along without incident. Nope, I can think again. Last week, I started to notice that Trixie’s guidework was, in a word, off. If we were in familiar territory, I could compensate for it …
Now We Know Where The Ass In Embassy Comes From
The fairies at the Canadian Embassy in Washington have pathetically caved to thewhinging of the folks from Impératif Françaisand offered anapologyfor the poutine poster. Does it not strike anybody else as odd that nobody has bothered explaining for what it is that we’re supposed to feel so sorry? In my case it’s that my country …
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Hopefully They Have A Family Suite.
No officer, I didn’t report my son for driving around in your stolen cruiser. I just don’t see it as a big deal. What do you mean I can come with you? Police said that the 13-year-old boy was known to them and that he was a good kid until recently. They say that he …
Dear Impératif Français
Please, get a life. But before you go, please also explain to me what is so horribly offensive about a picture ofSamuel de Champlain eating poutine,and why people in English Canada would give even half a shit about a picture of one of our prominent figures doing the same to a hotdog. I’m sure a …
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Agree To Not Have Me Jailed?
Thanks to the Toronto Sun, we now know a lot more about the personification of the word douchebag that left the phone messages that I posted yesterday. He goes by the name Dimitri the Lover and has somehow managed to make a pretty successful racket out of giving love advice to men in the Toronto …
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Don’t Make Me Come Out There And Kick My Ass!
Wow, I think Mesa, Arizona has its own modern-day Norman Baits, hopefully minus the dead, pickled mom part. But he did a find job of convincing neighbours with his voice that he was two people . He also broke some windows to make them really think a good argument was going on. Yep, definitely a …
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