Emergency Rooms, Open Your Doors, There’s An Imbecile Coming In!

Here’s another one from my brother the baker. It’s always nice to know that my lack of faith in humanity isn’t unfounded. Unless your some relation to the Pillsbury Doughboy, you shouldn’t try this. Yesterday, I was slicing bread out in the front of the store when some woman came in. I’d say she was […]


What a day. I don’t even know why I say that – I’m just grumpy. I will try and keep the venom being spewed here to a minimum but sometimes you just have those days where shit pisses you off pretty hardcore – and ultimately it’s pretty marginal crap. For one thing. Maroon 5 can […]

>Jeepers, Creepers, Where’d Ya Get Those Peepers?

>There’s a new trend in Springfield, Missouri that has everybody very confused. People are stealing…peepholes? Yup, peepholes. And noone knows why. It can’t be for the metal, since they’re mostly made of cheap steel. It has to be so they can get a peep at the folks on the inside. It’s been going on for […]