Dear family of Brandon Rayner:
Are you sure that what you’re embarking on is a good idea? Really? Before you go any further, please read the story of Craig Shergold.
I can see many disastrous outcomes ahead. Either your little boy will make it, and you’ll still get deluged with business cards, and you won’t get into Guinness, or the poor little guy won’t make it, and you’ll get deluged with reminders of one of his last goals, and Guinness still won’t honour the request. This isn’t going to work, and it’s going to lead to more trouble. Yep, I’m a big pessimist.