Brenden The Giant

Wow. You know how I complain about being too short? Here’s a kid who is too tall. I mean way, way, way the hell too tall. This 12-year-old kid is over seven feet tall! He doesn’t fit in a SUV. And he’s the only kid like this. His genes decided to play some flip-flops and because the 12th pair of chromosomes is all messed up, he’s growing out of control.

Hey Brenden Adams, can our pituitaries have a chat? Yours can tell mine how to get off its behind, even though I wouldn’t grow anyway, and mine can tell yours to slow down a little.

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