It’s Time To Get Somebody Fired

It’s been a while since we’ve put up any guest posts, but that changes today.

This one is from my brother. He recently started a new job, and every time I talk to him he’s always got stories to tell about something or other. A lot of them are about the people he works with and to be honest, if he’s telling me the truth,I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the idea that some of these people are handling my food.

Anyway, he says he’s willing to write some of this stuff down and send it in from time to time. I love this idea, because anything that saves me some thinking time is more than good by me. He’s already sent me a couple, and this is the first one. Enjoy.

England swings? Apparently one of my co-workers does too.

I work in a place called the Bun Shoppe. No, it’s not some sort of porno palace, it’s a bakery. I’ve worked there for about 6 months now, and am used to the strange people that work there, or so I thought.

Everyone there has worked there for longer than I have, Until Rob started about 3 or four weeks ago. He’s a quiet guy, doesn’t say much. He’s about 18 years old or so, but still seems like a kid somehow, I think it’s some of the things he says and does.

The other day, Just Rob and Alice were there. Little Alice we call her, because she’s smaller than the other Alice that works there. Anyway, Little Alice, well, to put it politely, never shuts up. She’s always talking about something, and you never know what she’s going to say.

On Sunday, it was just her and Rob filling bun orders, and they were talking, and all of a sudden Alice, who we all know likes to, well, swop partners with other couples, yes, a swinger. Don’t get me wrong, if you can get yourself a wife, or husband that doesn’t mind you puttin’ it to your best friend’s husband’s brother’s wife or something, more power to you. But Poor Rob had no idea I guess that Alice swings like a pendulum, and out of the blue she launches in to a detailed account of the rules to swinging…yes, apparently there are rules to swinging. She was telling him all about how to properly swing, you have to do everything in the same room as your husband/wife and their new-found partner. Well, Alice was telling him all about how she was with this guy, who she coincidentally is now married to, and her x-husband and his x-wife were doing whatever it is you do while your former mate is watching you. Well, I guess Rob turned red as a beet and just tried to change the subject, but it was too late at that point.

To make this short, he learned that she is in fact still married to this man, but is still wildly in love with her x-husband. No mention of whether her new husband still thinks about his old wife, but chances are he does…maybe they should go to another party and switch back.

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