>I guess a burglare in Christchurch, New Zealand, found the act of stealing from a home way too easy. After stealing some stuff, he left a note with, um, helpful advice. “Put your cat out and turn your alarm on, dumb arse,” it read.
Two things. How often does a burglar leave behind security advice? And why should the home-owner have put his cat out? That confuses me more than the actual leaving of the note.