This one definitely belongs in the fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch files,but what’s even more attention grabbing than a kid getting a fish stuck in his bladder is the bullshit story of how it got there. Seriously, this excuse right here is on a whole different level than anything you’ve ever heard.
While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. While he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.
So many questions come to mind. Questions like why, for instance. Nothing else, just why?
The more I think about this (which is a really unhealthy thing to be doing I know), the more it sort of amazes me that nobody has ever tried this one before.
“Well doc, it’s the funniest thing. I was cleaning the gerbil’s cage and all of a sudden I had to take a shit. So of course I bring the little guy in there because he’s got nowhere else to go, and as I’m pushing away, boom, he suddenly just scampers right up the old dumper. Yeah, I can’t believe it either. Those little fellas are the cutest things aren’t they?”
To their credit, the doctors are calling shenanigans, but there’s still no word on whether the little pervert will be banned from pet stores and carnivals around the country.