It so pains me to post this, but since people with wacky names is kind of one of those things we do here, here goes.
Congratulations to the winner of this years Nez Perce County Fair hog calling competition,Jolee Bacon.
You probably wonder why that was so hard. Maybe you even think it’s amusing. And I suppose it is…until you read the first line of the story, written by a professional reporter and reproduced below in case it ever gets pulled down.
LEWISTON, Idaho — Jolee Bacon really sizzles when it comes to hog-calling.
I’m sorry for putting you all through that, but at least you understand my horror and shame now.
If anybody’s looking for me, I’ll be off trying to do better next time.