>I should be able to take this lawsuit seriously. I mean, I can’t imagine finding out that, while I was under the knife, my doctor somehow stapled my butt shut. But I can’t. Why? Because the guy this happened to is represented by a lawyer named Emily Malarkey. by the sounds of it, she should be working for the other team. Then, her name would be really fitting.
So now, in addition to the similarly-cursed doctor mentioned before, there’s a lawyer running around with that handle.