Ahh the UK. If not for its existence, we might very well be out of business by now. Here come a couple recent examples of the endless comedically frightening material that the ass backward shithole provides us on an almost daily basis.
At the HMP Wymott prison in Lancashire, staff are beingforced to address inmates as Mr. Surname at all times, as in Mr. Sex Offender or Mr. Murderer I hope. Why? Because we have to treat prisoners decently and as we would like to be treated, of course. Wouldn’t wanna hurt their feelings, you know.
And since respecting criminals and making their lives as simple as possible seems to be all the rage these days, don’t forget toleave your sheds unlocked so they’ll have an easier time walking off with your stuff.Seriously. The official line is that the Bristol City Council doesn’t want to have to pay for repairs on the ones they own, but we all know the truth.
We’ll have more examples as they develop, and trust us, they will.