You know it’s been a rough night when your local paper startsa story about youlike this:
Anderson County Sheriff’s deputies are investigating a Saturday-morning incident that left one man with something — no one is sure what — embedded in his buttocks.
There are people who suspect he may have been shot, but nobody heard a gun go off. So if he wasn’t shot, what happened? Well, when we know, you’ll know. The only thing I’ll say for sure is any way you slice it, that just cannot possibly be good.