Try And Defend That Defense

Hey defense Barrister Colin McCarraher, can you try for a second to not be a total scumbag? No? I guess not, since being scum is the easiest thing some lawyers can do. when your client is beyond fucked, a good tactic isn’t to slam the woman he raped, saying “the rape couldn’t have been that bad, look at her smiling on Facebook!” Never mind that she tried to kill herself, never mind the rape happened in 2001 and this is now 2008, never mind that we are supposed to heal!

I hope something truly tragic happens to you, Mr. McCarraher. If it does, never smile again. Even if you get over the grief, never ever smile again. You’re not allowed. If you do, it couldn’t have ever been that bad, right?

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