If You Can Read This, You’re Probably Not Scott Bennett

This might not be entirely fair given the details we’ve got here, but having been in my fair share of bars over the years and having done my fair share of people watching in all kinds of situations, I don’t think I’m totally out of line suggesting that if you’vehad the shit knocked out of you twice in the same year in the same bar to the point that you’re now blind,perhaps you’re the problem. I’m not trying to level baseless accusations here or anything, but how many times do you hear about somebody getting struck by lightning more than once under the exact same tree? I suppose it’s possible once every thousand years or so, but as a general rule, that sort of thing just doesn’t happen. Again, not trying to start any trouble even though it seems I wouldn’t have much of a problem taking you down, I’m just saying is all.

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