Whoever Decided This Was A Good Idea Should Get The Boot

Last Updated on: 23rd March 2020, 05:29 am

Yup, Britain’s gone nuts. Lambeth Council has come up with a new way to deal with badly-behaved kids. Give ’em a foot-massage!

Because they read somewhere that reflexology claims to relieve aggression among other things, they’ve hired reflexologists to come in and rub the feet of bad kids.

I know if I were a kid in school, I’d be pissed that all the ones who are causing trouble get perks and I don’t get anything extra. Maybe I’d start acting like a tool so I could get a massage too.

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