Dude, Where’s My Car!?

I must be doing something wrong. I’ve been hammered a time or 2, but never to the point of any of the people we keep writing about here. Somebody please tell me what I should be doing to get the full value out of my booze dollars. I feel like I’m leaving quite a bit of money on the table, and the table ain’t mine.

FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) — A North Pole man was surprised when police accused him of stealing a car from a gentlemen’s club in Fairbanks.

The man, 27, explained to officers that he was in his Chevy Cavalier. The only problem, police said, was that he was behind the wheel of a Ford Escort.

According to court documents, the man swore he had no memory of taking a vehicle that didn’t belong to him.

His blood alcohol level was .166, nearly twice the legal limit in the area. He has been charged with auto theft, felony driving under the influence and misdemeanor drugs misconduct.

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