The weather sucks. Life is good, but not exciting enough to write about in a manner that would make anybody care. The news isn’t all that funny these days. It’s not very thought inspiring either. Thank God for jokes, that’s all I can say. If you’ve got any, feel free to send them along.
*All that time and money spent on the U.S. election, what did it actually get us? Another black family living in government housing, that’s what!
*In response to complaints from Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson that there are not enough Black and Hispanic people appearing on TV, FOX has decided that in the future ‘America’s Most Wanted’ will be shown twice weekly.
*Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
A: A computer only needs the information punched into it once.
*Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic-bulimic?
A: He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.