Now That’s A Tough Man. A Fool, But A Tough Man

Jesus! If you need a guy to be reliable no matter what, Gilbert Genn is your man. He got repeatedly stabbed by a deer, but just pulled the beast off of him, sorta patched himself up and proceeded to a meeting that he says he absolutely couldn’t miss. Dude, go to a hospital. I’m sure …

Let’s Put Them In Parliament while We’re At It

What? Now kids in the UK are being given wide-ranging decision-making powers over their schools? Yup, the UK is really going to hell. Can you imagine walking into a school for a job interview for a teaching position and finding out your interview panel consists of the kidlets you could be teaching? I’m all for …

I’ve Heard Of Musical Fruits, But…Musical Vegetables?

Um, um, uh, I thought I was inventive. I’ve been thoroughly schooled. So…he made a clarinet out of a carrot? For real? what I can’t figure out is the music is produced by multiple clarinets. Are they all carrots? How in the hell would you even figure that out? Am I missing something? I likely …

Ooo! It’s A Human Tug toy!

I think I have a new word for idiot. It’s Zitnick! What else would you call a dork like Anthony Zitnick who brought his girlfriend into another man’s home who just happened to be keeping some wild animals. He had permits for them all, but still. The owner of the home was gone, and he’d …

Stop Reprogramming Our Sheep!

The Rt Rev Patrick O’Donoghue, Bishop of Lancaster, has complained about educated members of the Catholic church asking too many questions and not following the church’s teachings. “What we have witnessed in Western societies since the end of the Second World War is the development of mass education on a scale unprecedented in human history …

Keep It Down Back There!

A dozen illegal immigrants hiding in the back of a truck were nabbed after the driver heard them singing to celebrate as they entered the UK. Minutes after disembarking from a ferry at Dover, they began yelling out in joy. So the trucker drove his rig to the nearest police station. The 12 men, four …

I Don’t Know What He Needed More, Money or Brains

Joseph Goetz, you don’t seem to understand a simple principle. In order to have the right to complain to the manager, you have to be a customer. Trying to rob the bank doesn’t make you a customer. So saying you’re going to express your dissatisfaction to the bank manager that the cash drawers were empty …

They Are? Wow, You Had Me Worried There For A Second

I live in Canada. More often than not, when I’m listening to radio, it’s Canadian radio. And every now and then when I hear a commercial, I’ll hear the stupidest thing. The latest example is the ad for those Pizza Hut Pizza Mia deals, the ones that are only $6 each if you buy 3 …

We Need To Unite Against People Like These

I know unions are supposed to look out for their members, but sometimes, like in the case ofDavid Justka,it might be best to just let him go. Speaking of letting him go, the Erie Metropolitan Transit Authority has tried to do just that…twice. The reason? He’s hit 3 pedestrians since 2000, one of whom is …