You are faced with the growing problem of drunks causing trouble in your town. Your solution is to station police outside of bars on Saturday nights to hand out those little brightly coloured bubble blowing pens like we all used to play with when we were kids. Based on this information, you are:
A. Developmentally delayed.
B. Employed by/contracted to provide services to a branch of government.
C. A brainstormer in the UK.
If you said all of the above, not only are you unable to follow instructions, but you are also correct.