>Ug. In the case of a poor old man’s incontinence pants becoming flaming incontinence pants, having their inner liner being described as molten globules never brings good images to the mind. But this reporter seemed very fond of using those two words frequently.
What’s really weird is why was this dude in a wheelchair just sitting around with a pack of Hula Hoops on his lap and then dropping lit cigarettes on them? What’s with weird stories and Hula Hoops? This one definitely belongs in the you couldn’t make this up if you tried files.