>Here’s one for the what the fuck department, although it’s not quite as insane as the other ones I’ve posted. That’s saying something, considering the story. But it’s still pretty weird.
Apparently, Marco fella has an addiction to sugar, and eats 10 Mars bars a day. If he can’t get his 10 Mars bars, he gets mad. Then his girlfriend didn’t wear a thong like he wanted her to, so he bit her. Less than 10 days before, he’d gotten mad and hit her in the face with a rope used as a dog toy.
Ok then. Get some help, dude. If not, you’ll probably do something that definitely fits into the what the hell did I just read files.