You Wanna Go Where Everybody Knows Part Of Your Name

Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig

I’m drawn to this story not because of what happened, but because of this part right here:

Investigators found the victim’s hair in “disorder.” She said she and the alleged wig-snatcher lived together for eight months. She knew his first name, but apparently only recalled the first letter of his last name.

What a relationship this must have been.

“Hi there, it’s really nice to meet you. I’m Steve, and this is my girlfriend Carin…um…something…what is it…I’m sure it’ll come to me…give me a minute…A B C D E F G…”

You’d think at some point the matter of the last name might have come up in conversation, but perhaps not. and perhaps the guy was on to something.

The ex-boyfriend called the victim’s cell phone while an officer was there. Speaking to an officer via the cell phone, he admitted pulling the wig off and leaving when the victim started crying and said she was calling authorities.

The ex-boyfriend hung up after police asked for his last name. Investigators continue to try to identify the alleged wig-puller.

Curses! Foiled again!

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