>I was all set to write one of those song reviews that people tell me they really like all about the pure sucktitude ofJustin Moore’s Back That Thing Up,but when I listened to it again, something dawned on me. This song is actually so stupid that no matter what I say, nothing could illustrate the point better than you simply listening to it for yourself.
However, I would like you to consider one thing as you do. No, not the horrible sexual lyrics thatThird Eye Blind’s songwriter’s3-toothed redneck cousin took 10 minutes to knock together though they are a pretty big part of the wall of suck technique being employed by producer Phil Sphincter here. No. What I want you to realize is that the song to which you are currently being subjected, according to this man’s fans, isgood enough to be the first single on an album full of tracks that the public gets to vote on.Yeah, I know, and I’m being afraid, very afraid as you read this. Normally I’d say that it has to be all downhill from here, but with a fine start like this I’m not sure how such a thing could be possible. I’m not saying I need to hear more, but I refuse to believe that this contest could be anything other than a gigantic 10-way tie.