I’m really on a hot streak of weird dreams lately. Here’s another one.
At first, it just started out pretty normally. We were at home doing usual stuff, when something came through our mail slot. We went over to see what it was, and it was a baby! Now, our mail slot is pretty small. I can’t imagine a baby going through it. but this is dreamland, so there it was. It was crying and squirming, and we were trying to figure out why we got a baby in our mail slot!
We picked it up and were rocking it and deciding what to do next. We wondered, in the twisted world of dream logic, if our neighbour had had her baby, and for some reason dropped it off at our place. Uh-huh.
Somehow the baby ended up on the floor, and then it started walking around! But it walked on its hands and feet. Not it’s hands and knees, but on its hands and feet. I had Trixie circling me from one side, and the baby going around the other way.
then it dawned on me that this couldn’t have been my neighbour’s baby because she wasn’t even close to due yet! As I was trying to figure out what to do, I woke up.
What kind of freaky weird dream is that? Babies coming through the mail slot who start walking? Ok then. Now I’m not abandoning stuff, other people are. What’s up with that?