Why Waste?

If you’re the type of person that’s intoinspirational semen based recipies,thenThe Testicles Cookbook – Cooking with Ballswill probably be right up your alley. The Testicles Cookbook – Cooking with Balls is a multimedia cookbook complete with how-to videos on cooking testicle dishes. Including Testicle Pizza, Testicle Goulash and White Wine Testicles, this is a short …

Trying To Help Random Searchers

29 Nov, Sat, 12:39:45Google:mushers secret help elderly dog get up on hardwood floors Ok, anonymous search dude, this could mean two things. Are you trying to say that the dog can’t get up after you put the wax on their paws? Maybe put a towel down under them when you do it, so their slidey …

If There’s A Hell, I’m Likely Going There For This

I missed the jump,by a foot oooooooor two,oh if I’d only knew,now I’m a dead fellow. ANAHEIM, Calif. — A 27-year-old man walking home from a Coldplay concert plunged 30 feet to his death after he tried to leap across a gap in a bridge spanning a riverbed. Police say witnesses saw Guillermo Gomez, of …

Everybody Loves A Happy Ending

Theredneckingest story in a long long time,the one about the Kentucky woman who’s trailer home was destroyed by a combination of an incompetent mover named Pancake and a stereotypical small town sheriff, has a happy ending. Donations from California billionaire Tim Blixseth and some other anonymous benefactors havepaid for a new single-wide mobile home for …

These Dreams Can go Get Lost In space

Ok, Mr. Sandman can stop bringing me bad dreams. He can stop right now. I had another one about Trixie. Come on! Why is my mind tormenting me? I dreamed that for some unknown reason, I was selected to go to space as some kind of experiment. I didn’t really understand why I’d been selected. …