He Can’t Have His Hitler Cake Or Eat It Either

How the hell can Heath Campbell not think he’s screwing up his kids? He has saddled his oldest child with the name Adolph Hitler Campbell, his middle child is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, and his youngest is named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. Then he’s shocked when he can’t get cakes with these names inscribed on them. They’re just names after all, just names. And the swastika is just art. And the holocaust didn’t happen. Here, look at these S.S. boots that never were used to kick the everloving hell out of some poor prisoner. Oh I’m angry. Why is it that the boots bug me so much. It doesn’t make any sense. The idea that this guy keeps S.S. boots in his livingroom and decorates it with swastikas makes me want to hurl.

How can he possibly think that he’s not screwing up his innocent children forever? I mean, The oldest little guy whose name I won’t speak already runs behind his father’s legs when you ask him his name. That means he’s already been ridiculed somewhere. How can Mr. holocaust-denier Heath Campbell say he’s not forcing his beliefs on his children? Giving them such a loaded name *is* forcing his beliefs on them. Add to that the unspeakable stupidity of his wife, and oh boy these kids are doomed. the judge from the Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii case needs to get involved and save these children before it’s too late. Too bad he’s in New Zealand.

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