Hey LaKeitha Watson-Atkinson, how the hell did you manage to shove 6 purses into your pants? That’s impressive. More impressively, how did you manage to get smoked by your getaway car twice? Even more, how did you not end up seriously injured right there?
But the funniest part is even though you managed to get away, you’re still going to get busted, since that cheque that was made out to you fell out of the car.
And what a stupid name for security guard. “loss-prevention specialist.”