Most of these are pretty stupid. Consider yourselves warned.
*Q: What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?
A: A homo-sex-y’all.
*Q: How do you get a woman off during sex?
A: Push her.
*Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, “Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?”
“Shit!” Says his friend. “I just joined The Elks.”
*A woman was sitting in her living room chatting with her neighbor. She looked out of her window and saw her husband coming home with flowers in his hand.
“Oh no”, said the woman. “Here comes my husband with flowers. Now I’ll have to spend all night on my back with my feet up in the air”.
“What’s the matter?” asks the neighbor. “Don’t you have a vase in the house?”
*A priest checks into a hotel.
“I hope the porn channel on my TV is disabled,” he says to the receptionist.
“No” she replies, “it’s just ordinary porn, you sick bastard!”